Bad Decisions Make the Best Stories | Funny Donkey Ceramic Coffee Mug

Bad decisions make the best stories. And this guy clearly has stories. 😎🫏

Meet the Happy Donkey who has absolutely no regrets—just a mullet, aviators, a black-and-gold muscle car, and enough questionable life choices to keep everyone entertained.

The Bad Decisions Make the Best Stories Coffee Mug features a shaggy, sunglasses-wearing donkey cruising through the desert in full retro road-trip style. With bold vintage graphics, warm desert colors, and an unmistakable nod to classic muscle-car culture, this one is made for people who have lived a little—and have the stories to prove it.

Perfect for your morning coffee, afternoon caffeine fix, or recovering from whatever seemed like a really good idea last night.

“Bad Decisions Make the Best Stories.”

A great gift for classic-car lovers, donkey fans, dads, husbands, brothers, friends, coworkers, road-trip buddies, and that one person in your group who inevitably begins every story with:

“Okay, so here's what happened…”

11 oz ceramic coffee mug

Perfect for:

Birthdays • Classic Car Lovers • Muscle Car Fans • Donkey Lovers • Coworker Gifts • Retirement Gifts • Road Trip Buddies • Professional Bad Influences

Some people collect things.

Some people collect stories.

The Happy Donkey 🫏

Product features

- Glossy black 100% ceramic finish with vivid wraparound print

- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes

- Dishwasher- and microwave-safe for everyday use

- Comfortable C-shaped handle; lead- and BPA-free

- High-quality bright color printing; meets lead and cadmium requirements

Care instructions

- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap